This is what I fell asleep to last night:

I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time, I think it was safe to say that I had never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness, but his words spoke to me, because of course you see I am lovely, in a fluffy, moist ( Read more... )

STEPHEN FRY :D :D :D

That is all.

I AM GOING TO SEE STEPHEN FRY AT THE ALBERT HALL FOR MY BIRTHDAY

AND YOU'RE NOT

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Unless you're rowanberries, anyway. And it isn't her birthday. But she's coming!

Muahahahahahahaha etc.

Does anyone want to come see Stephen Fry talk about anything and everything at the Royal Albert Hall with me on the 21st of September? Prices go from £30-£55, and I was looking at tickets around the £40-£45 mark.

NEED DEFINITE ANSWER BY THIS EVENING, PLEASE!

I swear to Stephen Fry, one more 'well it's just a day to get smashed!' comment and I will find a way to slap people through the internet.

*subsides into muttering*